Telemarketer
The telemarketer is the second cog on the sellbot corporate ladder. It ranges from levels two to six. They are short, skinny beings with a black flat top and an unhappy look on their face. Their face is very similar to that of a Spin Doctor. Their level range allows them to be found on at least one street in each neighbourhood without an invasion.
Locations [ ] Sleet Street
Lullaby Lane Cog buildings
Anywhere during Telemarketer Cog Invasions Starting Battle Phrases [ ] "I plan on making this inconvenient for you." "I'm prepared to close this deal quickly." "This a bad time? Good." "You should have missed my call." "I will be reversing the charges for this call." "Can I interest you in an insurance plan?" "I was planning on running into you." "Too bad for you, I make house calls. ""I'm going to use up a lot of your resources." "I have some costly items for you today." "You can't get rid of me now!" "You can't get away from me now!" "Surprised to hear from me?" "Caller ID can't stop me. Cog Moves[ ]
Pick Pocket
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Target:
One toon
Signature:
No
Level:
2
3
4
5
6
Damage:
1
1
1
1
1
Clip On Tie
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Target:
One toon
Signature:
No
Level:
2
3
4
5
6
Damage:
2
2
3
3
4
Double Talk
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Target:
One toon
Signature:
No
Level:
2
3
4
5
6
Damage:
4
6
7
9
12
Rolodex
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Target:
One toon
Signature:
No
Level:
2
3
4
5
6
Damage:
4
6
7
9
12
Cog suit promotion [ ]
Merits
Levels:
2
3
4
5
6
Merits required:
40
50
60
70
300
Trivia [ ] The Telemarketer's weakness is the Whistle, because they hate it when you do that into the phone.
Telemarketer promotions are the same as Short Change promotions.
Professor Flake invented the Anti-Cog Control Hat because he believes Telemarketers are trying to control toons.
There are two Telemarketer statues in Sellbot Headquarters guarding Sellbot Towers, but they have a muscular body.
There is a Telemarketer statue in every Cog building, along with a Bottom Feeder's statue. Name of origin [ ] A Telemarketer is someone who sells products or services by making telephone calls to people.
